Barbara and her boa...

Christine Farmer - one of the bosses at HarperCollins trying to steal my boa

Me and my latest best friend, Lachlan Murdoch

This is the head honcho from HarperCollins New York. She said to me, 'Hi Bob. How are you? I hear you don't like Americans.'

Brian Murray - the no. 2 head honcho from New York. A real good bloke.

Me at a police gig

Me looking at a room full of filthy rotten coppers